|Your very own The Cabin in the Woods De-Spoilerificator|
|Written by Ivan Radford|
|Friday, 13 April 2012 08:06|
If you go down in the woods today, you're bound to see a cabin COVERED IN DIRTY FILTHY SPOILERS. From The Hollywood Reporter to Village Voice, grumpy folks the world over are dishing the dirt on Drew Goddard's endlessly surprising horror flick in rubbish film-ruining reviews.
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