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Written by Ivan Radford   
Monday, 12 March 2012 09:25

As The Hollywood Reporter taught us over the weekend, it's a cruel and unfair thing to write a review of Joss Whedon's The Cabin in the Woods that contains a ton of spoilers. Reciting every key plot twist in full detail not only ruins the experience for the viewer but also shows a lack of imagination on the writer's part.

So here, using the pure power of imagination, is the world's most guaranteed 100% spoiler-free review of Cabin in the Woods:


Imagine a talking monkey riding a Nyan Cat next to Danger Mouse fighting a T-Rex on top of a dragon that fires LASERS FROM ITS EYES, while watching The Princess Bride AND eating bacon - narrated by Morgan Freeman. On Mars. (Inside a giant robot.)

The Cabin in the Woods is more awesome than that.


The Cabin in the Woods - spoiler free review


The Cabin in the Woods is out on Friday 13th April in the UK. We'll have a full (and equally spoiler-free) review then.


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