"They said it would never happen.. That he would NEVER make it... But you NEVER stopped believing..."
So that's clear then. Because you never stopped believing, we get a Justin Bieber film. Perhaps if we all stopped believing in Justin Bieber, he would stop singing.
Until then, Never Say Never - the official biopic of music star Justin Bieber, aged 16 - is definitely heading towards cinemas. And is definitely in 3D. And definitely has a trailer.
Read on to sample just a small taste of what this documentary about pop music, fame and floppy fringe hair has to offer. Then work out a way to cover your ears on Friday 1st April next year, when deafening teen girl screams will kill all those within hearing range.
And for all those hoping that this is an April Fool's in advance, I point you in the direction of the snazzy purple poster.
Here's hoping someone writes "Again" at the end of the title and makes everyone think this is a re-release of Sean Connery's unofficial Bond movie. Ah, Mr Connery. There was a REAL man who never said never.