|EXCLUSIVE: Interview with Hogwart's Token Black Wizard|
|Written by Ivan Radford|
|Thursday, 18 November 2010 15:34|
Ok folks, put down your fried chicken, because here it is: your chance to meet Hogwart's only black kid, Bem.
Hi Bem, how are you?
Grin? Great. We all like to smile now and then.
Not Grin, you idiot. The Grim.
Grim? Oh dear.
Taking the form of a giant spectral dog, it's among the darkest omens in the world.
Do tell me more.
It's an omen... OF DEATH.
I see. So, erm, let's talk about your acting. Where are you in your career now?
It's like trying to catch smoke...
Can you elaborate on that?
... like trying to catch smoke with your bare hands.
Ok. Right. But have you plans to appear anywhere else?
Black could be ANYWHERE...
Bem is credited in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban as "Boy 1". He has no plans to appear in any other film unless it involves saying lots of black-isms. All hail this institutionally racist legend.