Well, after that spate of posters from Facebookland, Disney have gone the whole hog and released the full trailer for Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland. Yay. Now, with lots of lovely shots of flying hats, CGI rabbits and an oddly proportioned Helena Bonham-Carter, we can finally discern the actual plot for Burton's bizarre descent into Lewis Carroll's classic creation. Here goes:
Alice, now 19 years old, has just been proposed to by some red-headed freak. Running away from the horrible offer (did I mention he was a ginger?) she ends up back in Wonderland, where the Red Queen has taken over the whole world. And so, with the help of her old friends (who all recognise her instantly), she sets about restoring the balance to Wonderland, fighting on the side of Anna Hathaway's White Queen.
It's a nice twist on a well-known tale, one with broken windmills, freaky trees, smoky landscapes and eerie performances. In other words, it's exactly what we all expected: a Tim Burton film. Awesome.
Disney's 3-D adaptation hits cinemas next March. See the original teaser over here, or read on for the brand new video.