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Written by Ivan Radford   
Friday, 19 March 2010 11:54
Director: Walt Becker
Cast: Robin Williams, John Travolta
Certificate: PG
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I was going to review this movie. But instead I poured corrosive chemical all over my chest.

 

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A brown Robin Williams? John Travolta's daughter in a supporting role? This isn't just a turkey. This is a genetically modified turkey bred for one sole purpose: crapping all over your child's face.


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