|Presenting... The Expendables 2 Top Trumps!|
|Written by Ivan Radford|
|Friday, 17 August 2012 12:49|
The Expendables 2 is out in UK cinemas today - you know, in case you hadn't noticed the millions of posters everywhere or the manly explosions of testosterone erupting out of your local multiplex. It's as wilfully stupid, unintentionally hilarious and ridiculously OTT as the first film should have been (see our Expendables 2 review).
Of course, there's no denying that it's little more than a handful of very big, very long set pieces stitched together with bollocks. But what bollocks! Cars crash. Tanks blow up. Uranium mines are destroyed. With every member of the cast trying to outgun the others, it's a massive pissing contest - one great big cinematic game of Top Trumps.
And so I present to you... The Expendables 2 Top Trumps!
Who's the manliest male man of all the male men? Why should they have all the fun deciding? From the makers of Woody Allen Top Trumps, The Expendables 2 Official Top Trumps Game* combines all the excitement of your new favourite blockbuster with the joy of factual knowledge. What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's total killcount? Who's appeared in the highest number of films? Is Sylvester Stallone REALLY that old? Who would win in a fight between Sly and Jean-Claude Van Damme?
Pick up a deck and find out:
1. Shuffle the cards and deal to each player.