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Written by Ivan Radford   
Friday, 17 August 2012 12:49

The Expendables 2 is out in UK cinemas today - you know, in case you hadn't noticed the millions of posters everywhere or the manly explosions of testosterone erupting out of your local multiplex. It's as wilfully stupid, unintentionally hilarious and ridiculously OTT as the first film should have been (see our Expendables 2 review).

Of course, there's no denying that it's little more than a handful of very big, very long set pieces stitched together with bollocks. But what bollocks! Cars crash. Tanks blow up. Uranium mines are destroyed. With every member of the cast trying to outgun the others, it's a massive pissing contest - one great big cinematic game of Top Trumps.

And so I present to you... The Expendables 2 Top Trumps!


The Expendables Top Trumps

Who's the manliest male man of all the male men? Why should they have all the fun deciding? From the makers of Woody Allen Top Trumps, The Expendables 2 Official Top Trumps Game* combines all the excitement of your new favourite blockbuster with the joy of factual knowledge. What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's total killcount? Who's appeared in the highest number of films? Is Sylvester Stallone REALLY that old? Who would win in a fight between Sly and Jean-Claude Van Damme?

Pick up a deck and find out:


The Expendables Top Trumps - Arnie      The Expendables Top Trumps - Stallone


Jason Statham Top Trumps     Bruce Willis Top Trumps


The Expendables Top Trumps     The Expendables 2 Top Trumps

Randy Couture Top Trumps     Jet Li Top Trumps

The Expendables 2 Top trumps     Van Damme Top Trumps

And for a limited time only, boost your deck with this special edition Chuck Norris Top Trumps card:


The Expendables 2 Top Trumps - Chuck Norris




1. Shuffle the cards and deal to each player.
2. Select the card from the top of your hand and pick a category to read aloud.
3. Whoever has the biggest number (except for age) wins all the cards from that round and continues their go.
4. Once someone loses a round, play passes to the next person.
5. In the event of any disputes, punch each other in the face until one of you starts to sound like Dolph Lundgren.

Thanks to AllOuttaBubblegum, IMDb, Wikipedia and The-Numbers for facts and figures.


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