Readers of my exclusive Cannes Diary, providing insights galore into a film festival from the perspective of someone who has never even set foot on the Croisette, are in for a surprise treat today.

Because guess where I've been these past two weeks? That's right! IN CANNES. *surprise twist music*

You may recall The Last Projectionist poster that I mentioned a while back? The documentary, made by the owner of Birmingham's Electric Cinema, about the dying profession of the movie projectionist? Well, we're on the poster. And that poster not only flew to Cannes, but also went one step further...

Because you'll never guess where I've been these past two weeks?

(via @Electricbham)

Yep, without even leaving London, I'm in ruddy Variety magazine. In Cannes. Who wants to touch me?

In other news, The Last Projectionist is released in 26 UK cinemas on Friday 22nd June. Head this way for more details on booking tickets.