So yeah, the Golden Globes are on tonight and, aside from the usual ranting about the stupidity of it all, I should probably offer a few words predicting what the HFPA will pick out as their winners from the past year, just in case you can't work out the likely candidates for yourself (*cough* THE SOCIAL NETWORK *cough*).

So here are the nominees that I think will walk away with the Globes come one o'clock in the morning:

Best Picture - Musical or Comedy

Best Actor - Musical or Comedy

Best Actress - Musical or Comedy

Ok, that's a cheap joke to make. But what do you expect when they treat rubbish like this seriously?