ZOMG, Justin Bieber can play the drums!
Yes, yes, I admit that it's all too easy to make fun of Mr Bieber. And we really shouldn't. Not if he truly is capable of turning cloudy skies to perfect golden sunshine through the sheer wonkiness of his fringe (see picture).
But Mr Bieber's powers lie in a different area to mere weather manipulation. He can do stuff like sing, dance and play the drums. It takes a lot of talent to hit things with sticks in time to noises made by other things - as my 5 year old nephew demonstrates every Sunday afternoon.
Luckily, Justin's skills were discovered when he was something absurd, like two years old - which is probably about 12 months before his professional career started.
"He never had any lessons or anything..." gasps his mother, presumably still in shock at his amazing ability to hit a chair with both of his hands while still managing to breathe and stand up and make noises out of his mouth hole. How did he develop these prodigious musical skillz? Never Say Never will answer all of the questions about Justin Bieber you've never wanted to ask. And more. In 3D.
Justin Bieber: Never Say Never is out on Friday 18th February. And it's reportedly rather good. Check out the trailer here, or read on to watch a little boy make loud noises by banging things with bits of wood.
And no, I'm not just jealous because Justin Bieber's drum kit is bigger than mine.
I so totally am.
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