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Tag:harry potter songs

I woke up this morning and realised something terrible: IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD ON FRIDAY.

If by end of the world, you mean the end of the Harry Potter film franchise. And if by Friday, you mean Friday.

Yes, the sensationally brilliant Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 (review here) is out on DVD in the next 48 hours and (here's the sad part) I'll never have the chance to write about a new Harry Potter film ever again. That means no more of this...



... or any of the other Harry Potter songs I made a few months back.

Good news, some might say, but this is a terribly emotional time for me. I even started to do a little cry when I received an email containing a new clip titled "Harry's Return to Hogwarts".

Oh well, at least I can comfort myself with a shiny copy of Daniel Radcliffe on Blu-ray/Triple Play/DVD/Digital Download this weekend. Until then, read on to see Harry return to Hogwarts - FOR THE LAST TIME.

I'm off to shed a few man tears in my bedroom.

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Deathly Hallows Part 2 is finally here - and it's natural to feel a bit emotional about it. There's the overwhelming sadness that it's all over, the slight annoyance at the inclusion of J.K. Rowling's silly epilogue, and the faint sexual arousal that only this face can bring:


Ralph Fiennes always loved going to the dentist.


Yes, our final Harry Potter song is dedicated to the Dark Lord himself, Mr Voldemort. He's a sexy beast is old Voldy, from his noseless face and dulcet whispers to his lack of morals and slight dominatrix complex. Let's face it, we'd all secretly love it if he turned us into one of his Horcruxes.

Even this suitcase at Paddington station was brushing up against Voldy's arm last Thursday, trying to get a little taste of the black magic.


Voldemort's attempt at a final Horcrux didn't quite turn out as planned...



And so without further ado, here's The Lord Voldemort Stomp (aka. Put Your Horcrux in Me) - with apologies to fans of Sweet Charity (and anybody else who has ears).





For more Potter goodness, head this way for a Deathly Hallows Part 2 review.



After Hermione's rendition of That's Not My Name (and Neville's sexy theme song), the Potter songs continue with another tribute to one of Harry's closest friends. Yes, it's the turn of Ronald Bilius Weasley.

Why Weasley? Partly because my redhead friends would never forgive me for overlooking Rupert Grint's manly ginger sidekick. Plus with only a week until Deathly Hallows Part 2, everyone's starting to do impressions of Ron. It's impossible to talk to any Potter fan without one of them getting over-excited and squealing out:



And so, to make sure everyone has a full arsenal of Ron Weasley quotes to choose from when shouting on the bus, here's The Ron Weasley Remix.


The Ron Weasley Remix by iFlicks



For more Harry Potter goodness, head this way for the Deathly Hallows Part 2 trailer.  



Following the sexy Ode to Neville Longbottom, which successfully rhymed the word "Neville" with "Breville", the Potter tribute songs continue with a song about Harry's brainiest sidekick. That's right, you guessed it:



Meet Hermione Granger. Or, as the entire world thought she was called for at least three years, "Her-mee-own".

With Deathly Hallows Part 2 on the horizon, that really needs to change. And so after a decade of being played by Emma Watson - who's gone from over-eager midget to full-on wizard hottie - Hermione's here to explain once and for all how to say her name.

Yes, this is Hermione Granger singing That's Not My Name.




(And before you say it, yes, you're right: there aren't many words that rhyme with Hermione.)



With only four weeks until Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2, the massively successful series is almost over. And it's kind of sad, in a way - something hammered home yesterday by the final trailer for the final part of the epic franchise finale. It's all sounding rather final really. (Sad face.)

And so I'm taking the time to bid farewell to some of the best characters from the Potter films - hopefully one per week for the next month (presuming I can be bothered). First up? Neville Longbottom.


We all know Neville Longbottom is a total dude. Even if you haven't read the books, you just need to look at Matthew Lewis to see his incredible transformation over the years. He's gone from the podgy doofus above to this:


(More sexy pictures and character banners of Neville are available in this Deathly Hallows Part 2 gallery.)

His complete and utter bad-assery is why I felt the need to pay tribute to Neville Longbottom in a song.

And so without further ado, this is an Ode to Neville:



And yes, I am also annoyed that I spelt Remembrall wrong, but I was distracted by thoughts of Matthew Lewis covered in melted cheese at the time.


If you have other characters from the Harry Potter series that you'd like to be immortalized in (rubbish) song form, send your requests to @iFlicks - and I'll try to think of excuses for ignoring them.


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