Vampires are the new indie rock bands, apparently. Our friends over at Three's a Party agree with us. So when we got our hands on a load of New Moon materials, we had no choice but to pass it to the party-planning experts and bring you this: the how-to guide for the Ultimate New Moon Party...
Food, drink, decorations - there's so much to plan for the ultimate immortal blood-sucking bash. But the most difficult problem of all is the guest list (the last thing you want is warring factions of the undead tearing each other to pieces over the punch). So here's an elegant solution. Not sure who to invite? Think that maybe they don't look pale, emo or downright hot enough? Now, thanks to our magical high-tech produce, everyone can look like Edward Cullen! Just print off these masks and glue them to your face:
Not so much the undead, more the differently alive
There’s nothing freakier than the eyes of those masks when they’re not cut out, just all blank and what-not, so get a move on and get making: your face deserves it. But how to attract these faces to your humble abode? Why, we also have party invites, too, so none of your Moony mates ever have to miss out.
And before you say we're spoiling you, there's even a cost-free way to decorate your venue: bunting! Three's a Party are massive fans of bunting, because it quickly and cheaply transforms a venue. Try it with RPatz’s face! Or the other guy!
So, you’re in the mood for vampires, you’ve invited your screaming fangirl friends, you’ve got your Twilight DVD and are eating Twilight cakes, you've even got a playlist from the author herself over at www.stephaniemeyer.com - probably best to play it on a black iPod. Black is good. What more do you need? Well, aside from diamonds to stick all over your skin and a vampire-proof condom (to prevent you getting knocked up by the indestructible undead), earplugs are probably a good idea. Several pairs of earplugs.
But why are you asking us? Head over to Three's a Party and get more ideas there. Then come back here and find out what we thought of New Moon. Clicky the logo below - they have cakes and stuffs.