Day 3

Guess where I am? That's right! Still not in Cannes.

Now, one of the highlights of not being at the Cannes Film Festival is getting relentlessly bombarded with emails about what's going on at the Cannes Film Festival.

In most cases, it's incredibly annoying, especially when the film in question is Jaws:

(Don't worry, it's coming to UK cinemas on Friday 15th June - make a note in your diaries, folks.)

But sometimes a Cannes email makes your day:

*points and laughs*