|Desert Island Survival Guide|
|Written by Ivan Radford|
|Saturday, 04 February 2012 11:29|
You know how it is. You wake up. Your boat's wrecked. There's sun. There's sand. Maybe a pirate or a cannibal or two. Probably a giant bee hiding in the bushes. In short, you're screwed.
But wait. Before you decide to sit around growing a beard, reading Jules Verne and thinking about death all day, get out your phone and load up this handy desert island movie survival guide. You'll be singing, drinking and laughing your way to freedom in no time at all. (Well, in as much time as it takes you to read the guide, follow the instructions and laugh your way to freedom.)