|Making the Cut: We're Just Not That Into Jennifer Aniston|
|Written by Ivan Radford|
|Monday, 28 March 2011 10:12|
After Saturday's March for the Alternative by the TUC saw up to 500,000 folks take to the streets, it's clear that the public aren't happy with the cuts being made by the coalition government.
Last seen in Just Go with It with Adam Sandler, Ms Aniston is ripe for the financial chop. She's more useless than Nick Clegg, and she's the second-highest earning actress this year, according to Vanity Fair - right below Kristen Stewart (who, unlike Aniston, has proven she can act in both Adventureland and The Runaways).
Now you've seen how easy it is, check out how happy the ENTIRE WORLD is at the thought of Jennifer Aniston being closed instead of libraries:
All we need to do is get these cuts approved and we'll be improving life for a lot of people. Especially Joey Lauren Adams in The Break-Up:
Get to it, George Osbourne. There's always E4 if you miss Rachel that much.
Who else is overpaid and rubbish? Nominate your alternative movie star cuts here and watch it make no difference at all to the UK economy.