Sunday 9th January. The birthday of the most powerful man/head-in-a-jar in the known universe: Richard M. Nixon. If he were alive today (and we all know that he is), he would be 98 years old. That's twice as old as Alfonso Cuaron.

To celebrate this wonderful anniversary, here's a commemorative card to cut out and give to your closest Republican friends:

Have a great day. And remember: when the President does it, it's not illegal.