So yeah, the Pope's in London today and tomorrow. And he'll be driving his Popemobile about town. In honour of this occasion (yes, it is actually a newsworthy event) here are some Pope-tastic posters that the Vatican's film-making arm was too scared to make... 

Alternative tagline: "He's a devil behind the wheel"

100 Papal Points to whoever sees the Popemobile in London today and exclaims "Zadok the Priest, that's a nice ride!"

And finally, to mark the length of time Pope Benedict is staying in the UK: