How does a pioneering, visionary director relax after a hard day's work? By watching X-Factor, of course. No surprises, really, given this is the man who shoved Celine Dion down our ears for the whole of 1996 (and most of '97). Yes, the director of Titanic has a thing for female vocals, and James Cameron's indulging himself once more with Avatar's title track. "I See You (Theme from Avatar)" will be sung by none other than Leona Lewis (take that, Jedward - whoever the hell you are).

Out on Monday 14th December, the soundtrack is composed by James Horner (naturally), and will most likely feature 5 hours of music, 24 octaves, and lots of pointless brackets in every song title. My heart may go on. My CD player probably won't.