Ah, Woody Allen, hated by many and loved by me. Don't get me wrong: Match Point and Cassandra's Dream had a lot of bad points, but it's still nice to know that he's returning to London for his next project. But now this project has a title. You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger follows his brief stop in New York with Whatever Works, and will be funded by the same people who backed Vicky Cristina Barcelona (i.e. the Spanish).

Who has he selected to star this time round? You may remember some of the casting announcements, but to recap: Antonio Banderas, Josh Brolin, Anthony Hopkins, Freida Pinto and Naomi Watts. Out of all of those, the only tall dark one is Banderas, but with no real plot details (the Hollywood Reporter says it "revolves around different members of a family"), it's anyone's guess. It's certainly not Woody, though.