Slept through the Oscars last night like a smart person and couldn't understand the garbled stream of live tweets that spewed out of my keyboard? Here's the full list of 2013 Oscar winners - including Ang Lee's surprise win for Best Director, Argo's wonderfully lovely win for Best Film (inspiring the sweetest speech of the night from Baffleck) and, of course, Jennifer Lawrence, who won Best Human Being on the Planet.

Supporting Actor
CHRISTOPH WALTZ (Django Unchained)

Animated Short Film:
PAPERMAN

Animated Feature Film:
BRAVE

Cinematography:
CLAUDIO MIRANDA (LIFE OF PI)

Visual Effects:
LIFE OF PI

Costume Design:
ANNA KARENINA

Makeup and Hairstyle:
LES MISERABLES

Live Action Short Film:
CURFEW

Documentary Short Subject:
INNOCENTE

Documentary Feature:
SEARCHING FOR SUGAR MAN

Foreign Language Film:
AMOUR

Sound Mixing:
LES MISERABLES

Sound Editing:
SKYFALL and ZERO DARK THIRTY (tie)

Supporting Actress:
ANNE HATHAWAY (Les Miserables)

Film Editing:
WILLIAM GOLDENBERG (ARGO)

Production Design:
LINCOLN

Original Score:
LIFE OF PI

Original Song:
SKYFALL

Adapted Screenplay:
CHRIS TERRIO (ARGO)

Original Screenplay:
QUENTIN TARANTINO (DJANGO UNCHAINED)

Best Director:
ANG LEE (LIFE OF PI)

Best Actress:
JENNIFER LAWRENCE (SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK)

Best Actor:
DANIEL DAY-LEWIS (LINCOLN)

Best Picture:
ARGO

With thanks to Den of Geek for keeping track of the winners while I lost my sanity.