Is there anything Morgan Freeman can't survive? The new Oblivion trailer suggests not. Mr. Freeman is often mistaken for God, but it turns out he's genuinely 100% apocalypse. Even when aliens destroy the whole planet except Tom Cruise.

Here's just a short list of the things that have failed to kill Morgan Freeman over the last few decades: 

Shawshank Prison - SURVIVED

Comet's Deep Impact with Earth - SURVIVED

Bane - SURVIVED

A Spider That Came Along - SURVIVED

Amistad - SURVIVED

The Bonfire of the Vanities - SURVIVED 

Read on for the latest. He's so invincible he even wears sunglasses. Oh yeah.