Yes. Yes. I know. We all got excited when we heard about Untouchable because we thought it would be that long-awaited biopic of MC Hammer. But it's not. In fact, judging by the Untouchable trailer, it might be something even better: the story of an unlikely friendship between a disabled millionaire (François Cluzet) and his street smart ex-con caretaker (Omar Sy). 

How could that possibly be as cool Stanley Kirk Burrell's iconic pants? Well, it's made by Audrey Fleurot (who director French TV series Spiral) and has won a ton of awards at Tokyo's film festival and the Césars (the classier, French version of the Oscars). Plus it's totally about two men bonding over looking at a woman's arse. Which means there's always a chance one of them may turn to the other and say: "Can't touch this."

Untouchable is out in UK cinemas on Friday 28th September - and showing in London from Friday 21st September.