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The new Expendables 2 poster is missing someone: Novak Djokovic Print E-mail
Written by Ivan Radford   
Monday, 18 June 2012 12:26

Why am I excited about The Expendables 2? Clue: It has nothing to do with Stallone, Willis, Schwarzenegger, Norris or any of the other "big" action stars. Nope. I've got news for you, folks: there's one name missing from the new Expendables 2 poster. I refer, of course, to Novak Djokovic.

Djokovic, The Expendables 2  

That's right. Novak Djokovic is in The Expendables 2. Playing himself. And somehow this has been completely omitted from all marketing materials thus far. No wonder the new poster looks so boring.

For those who don't think Novak is badass enough to be in The Expendables, here's a reality check for you:

1. He's the world's greatest tennis player.

2. He's a robot (probably).


4. The guy has a 10-foot statue of himself as a terracotta warrior in his restaurant (called "Novak's") in Belgrade. It looks like this. (Yes, really.)


Does Bruce Willis have a statue of himself dressed as a terracotta warrior in his own Bruce Willis-themed restaurant? I DON'T THINK SO.


Which means The Expendables 2 poster is in need of some big changes. So I've gone ahead and made them for you...


The Expendables 2 - Novak Djokovic


That's better. (Note to Lionsgate: There's a non-animated version here. Get on it.)


N.B. For those who think that Novak Djokovic is not blending in seamlessly enough with the manly male men on the rest of the poster, here's another version that makes a bit more sense:


The Expendables 2 poster - Novak Djokovic 

Well, of COURSE he's eating the fucking plane.


Novak Djokovic smashes his way into cinemas on Friday 17th August. 


For more on Simon Con Air West's actiony beast, including Arnold Schwarzenegger's demonstration of how to open a car door, head this way for The Expendables 2 trailer


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