The Snow White and the Huntsman trailer is here. And it mostly seems to be a film about Charlize Theron getting off on killing people. And stealing their souls. And stuff. Oh, and at one point she totally dunks herself in milk and looks a bit like an advert for the best Kinder Bueno you've ever seen.

Oh, and Kristen Stewart's in it as Snow White. The fairest of them all? I'd sooner give my apple to Chris Hemsworth's hunter. 

Friday 1st June next year, this one. Bonus points to first-time director Rupert Sanders for making the massive pile of hogwash actually look credible.