|American Reunion Trailer Goes Back to Basics|
|Written by Ivan Radford|
|Friday, 14 October 2011 07:54|
Thanks to the American Reunion trailer, I now fully expect the return of the American Pie franchise to have a plot consisting entirely of shots of people masturbating, only to be discovered by their family members. It can start with Jason Biggs, then Alyson Hannigan, then Sean William Scott, and eventually Jim's Dad (Eugene Levy - if he hasn't already done that in one of the straight-to-DVD sequels).
It'll be like 360. But possibly better.
Here's the (RED BAND) trailer. You have been warned.
Proposed American Reunion tagline for the poster: If it ain't broke... go jerk it off in your bedroom until your son walks in.