You know those days when pictures of Keith Chegwin holding a sword turn up in your inbox? Yeah, me too.

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And you know those days when you look at IMDb and it turns out that Kill Keith: The Movie actually exists? And that it stars Tony Blackburn, Joe Pasquale and Vanessa Feltz. all playing themselves? Yeah, me too.

And you know those days when you go to Kill Keith's official Facebook page and watch the trailer for a film that describes itself as "Saw meets Richard and Judy"? 

Yeah, me neither.