|The Force Is Strong with Star Wars Burlesque|
|Written by Ivan Radford|
|Thursday, 26 May 2011 11:25|
Thanks to LA Weekly, I have never been more turned on in my life (even by that X-Men: First Class photo from the other day). And I've seen Gandalf's winkie. *
It's like a Cyberman had sex with a McVitie's Gold Bar.
* It was on a stage. In a darkened room. In rural England. STOP JUDGING ME.