Now everyone has stopped laughing at the title The Last Airbender, M. Night Shyamalan is looking at his next project, which will be a return his original screenplays. And, according to HeatVision, he's already touting around studios to see who's interested.

Naturally, nothing is known about the script - in typical form, Shyamalan has demanded complete silence from studios, with his own staff instructed to supervise any reading of the material before delivering it straight back home. Anyone who doesn't follow these terms will be silenced permanenetly by Shamalan's Death Point (as demonstrated above - don't look in his eyes).

And so it is with great risk and danger to all of our lives that I pass on the news that some stars are already attached to the untitled movie, including Gwyneth Paltrow, Bradley Cooper and - not least of all - Bruce Willis. The world awaits Unbreakable 2. Or anything that isn't a sequel to The Happening.