Yes, the Pirates of the Caribbean crew, including Penelope Cruz, now has a name for its sexiest crew member: Blackbeard's Daughter. So whilst Penelope cruises with Johnny Depp's crew she'll be dealing with the parental pressure of Ian McShane's Blackbeard.

Sound exciting? Well that's not all, because Michael Bay also told MTV that Geoffrey Rush is back on board too as Cap'n Barbossa. So much for a faithful adaptation of Tim Powers' book, but the fountain of youth? Geoffrey Rush? Lovejoy AND Penelope Cruz as his daughter? On Stranger Tides could well be excellent. Especially with the feisty Penelope kicking loose. Bay confirms she will be "feisty" and that she'll get off with Jack Sparrow at some point. If she wears a pirate hat, I'm definitely in. It'll be a steamy summer for 2011...