[WARNING: THIS REVIEW CONTAINS MIDDLE-CLASS WHITE PERSON ATTEMPTING TO RAP.]

Director: Ben Drew
Cast: Riz Ahmed, Ed Skrein, Natalie Press, Anouska Mond
Certificate: 15
Trailer

Kidulthood: The Musical or miserable stuff that screws with all the things we love about films and cinema today? Critics who can't stand the word blud will say to stay away - but ill Manors isn't bad just a little flawed in execution; much like this review, which shows I need to learn some elocution.

Ben Drew's debut is full of loud music and unlikeable people (the opposite of this year's overlooked Wild Bill) but despite the sloppy script, iLL Manors isn't crap. So rather than write an essay, I reviewed it in a rap:

Note: Eran Creevy's excellent Shifty was made in 2008 - not sure why I kept saying 2004...