|Exciting Facts About Skyfall's New Cast Members (Helen McCrory and Ola Rapace)|
|Written by Ivan Radford|
|Tuesday, 08 November 2011 07:44|
Last night, @007 announced two new cast members for Bond 23, Skyfall: Helen McCrory and Ola Rapace.
Here are some exciting facts about each:
Ola Rapace is Swedish. This makes him 700% more awesome.
Helen McCrory was once in Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Silk Stocking. This is not a porn film.
Ola Rapace was married to Noomi Rapace. This also makes him 700% even more awesome.
Helen McCrory played a vampire in Dr Who. But it turned out she was actually a big fish.
"Rapace" means BIRD OF PREY in Italian. Oh yeah.
Helen McCrory played Cherie Blair in The Queen and Narcissa Malfoy in Harry Potter. No-one can tell the difference.
Old Rapace is an anagram of A Coral Ape.
Helen McCrory is an anagram of Lyncher Comer.
Helen McCrory is married to Damian Lewis. This makes her 700% even more awesome.
Here ends today's token Bond 23 update.