Hitchcock, out this week, teaches us many things. 1. Scarlett Johansson does a fantastic impression of Janet Leigh, 2. Helen Mirren can shout "We've mortgaged our house!" very loudly, and 3. Anthony Hopkins looks absolutely nothing like Alfred Hitchcock. He's closer to the Pillsbury Doughboy.

To prove it, here are 16 things that more like Hitchcock than Anthony Hopkins:

Droopy

Val Kilmer

Harold Bishop from Neighbours

Stanley Tucci

This person's baby

Mrs. Doubtfire

A butternut squash

Mo from Eastenders

Napoleon

This Cornish pasty

Churchill

Churchill

Matt Lucas

Scatman Crothers

Walnuts

Toby Jones

Now look again.

Hitchcock has one Oscar nomination - for Best Achievement in Makeup and Hairstyling.

What on earth were they thinking?