Director: James Marsh
Cast: Bob Angelini, Bern Cohen, Reagan Leonard
Certificate: 12A
Trailer

Chimp is born. Chimp called Nim. Man take Nim. Man teach Nim sign. Nim learn words: Give orange Nim. Nim eat orange. Hug me Nim.

Nim wear jumper. Jumper is red. Nim look cute. Ivan say "awww".

We meet Steph. Steph raise Nim. Nim hug Steph. Steph Nim close. (Not like that.)

Nim act human. Nim use toilet. Nim like cat. Nim hump cat. Naughty Nim.

Nim like women. Nim angry men. Men in charge. Men do science. 

Herb is man. Herb do science. Herb big moustache. Herb want teacher. Herb hire women. Herb sex women. Naughty Herb.

Nim footage cute. Nim photos cute. Sad music play. Happy music play. Project Nim moving. 

Nim not Man on Wire. Nim no walk tightrope. Nim still good. James Marsh clever. Marsh make human sit. Human stare forward. Human tell story.

Human seem nice. Human not nice. Nim trust human. Human betray Nim. Human take family. Human animal tests. Nim alone cage.

Nim like other ape film. Nim no helicopters. Nim true story. 

Nim sad film. Nim Ivan sad. Poor sad Ivan.

Give orange Ivan. Ivan eat orange. Hug me Ivan.

Ivan go cry.

VERDICT

Project Nim sad. James Marsh great. Marsh won Oscar. Give Oscar again.

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