We have the exclusive reaction from Billy Crystal to the news that Engelbert Humperdinck will represent the UK in the Eurovision Song Content 2012.

"Mawwage is what bwings us together today. Wove, twue wove..."

Yes, there's a Royal Wedding on, but this is really just an excuse for me to watch Peter Cook in The Princess Bride again.

The movies can teach us a lot about mawwage. Here are the key points summed up in a pretty infographic. Because I'd rather spend two hours going through and screencapping Love Actually than watch Will and Kate tie the knot.

Previous pieces of infographic fun (including Christian Bale Punching People) can be found over here. 

With Your Highness in cinemas this week, I found myself in the middle of a discussion about medieval movies over the weekend.

It was barely 60 seconds before I uttered the inevitable words "It's not as good as The Princess Bride". A swift reply came back: "NOTHING is as good as The Princess Bride." There followed a session of shouting "My name is Inigo Montoya!" at random passers-by in the street.

Anyway, we all know that while The Princess Bride is brilliant, it's no Season of the Witch. So without further ado, here's a quick rundown of all the sword-swinging films that aren't as good as that Nic Cage monstrosity.

(Warning: contains some killer rabbits.)