Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.
Except for vampires. We kill those sonsabitches.
That's what history sounds like after Timur Bekmambetov has got his hands on it. And with Tim Burton producing, Seth Grahame-Smith adapting his own book, and Rufus Sewell and Mary Elizabeth Winstead starring, my money's still on the Night Watch director to make Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter a stupidly fun romp.
Do you agree? Here's the latest Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter trailer:
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter is out in UK cinemas on Wednesday 20th June.